Book #2 from the series: Slam-Fu

Obesseus Lord Of The Buffet (The Slam-Fu Series Book 1)

About

When the evil vegetable overlord Espearagas declares war on flavor, banning sides, sauces, and second helpings, only one unlikely hero dares to rise…

Obesseus—a slam-powered snack warrior armed with nothing but rice balls, a glowing belly, and an appetite for justice.

Joined by Sailor Soda, the elite Muffin Ninjas, and the emotionally unstable Conflicted Tomato, Obessus must battle salad syndicates, corrupted food factions, and the forbidden power of the Spork Eternal—all while uncovering his true identity as the legendary Lord of the Buffet.

From underground pudding battles to intergalactic portion patrols, this wildly unhinged, food-fueled adventure blends epic battles with explosive belly flops, snack-powered showdowns, and one dangerously emotional zucchini named Zach.

The buffet has declared war.
And Obesseus is bringing lunch

This book was reviewed on Reader’s Favorite and awarded a five star silver seal.

Praise for this book

Obesseus: Lord of the Buffet is yet another amusing installment from The Slam-Fu Series by D.T. Tucker. This hilarious children's book follows the adventures of Obesseus, a food aficionado who never lets anything or anyone get in the way of a delicious meal. Obesseus thuds his way toward the last standing buffet in the city, determined to gorge on the pies and gravy, only to come across Captain Fitness and his CrossFit goons. Soon, chaos ensues as a food fight erupts, and Obesseus finds himself banned for three days from Buffetland for the buffet brawl. But he finds solace in the Forbidden Food Court. As resistance brews among the Council of Food Groups, Obesseus, with the help of Ramen Sensei, discovers his origins and fights to stop the tyranny of the veggie overlords.

Immerse yourself in a wild, action-adventure tale and make a stand for your beloved scrumptious delights with Obesseus: Lord of the Buffet. D.T. Tucker brings young readers another fun-filled escapade from The Slam-Fu Series with this engrossing children's book, where the battles for food supremacy are as hilarious as the quirky characters themselves. Apart from Obesseus and Ramen Sensei, the book also features secondary characters such as Cucumber Carl, Zucchini Zack, Leaf Blaster, and many more. Part satire and part action-adventure, Tucker blends different genres in a narrative that is not only authentic but also immensely entertaining. This series, as a whole, is tailor-made for young action-adventure fans. There are laugh-out-loud moments galore, as well as thrilling food fights. If you have kids who are preteens or younger, I highly recommend you grab a copy.

Taking place in the fantasical world of Buffetland, Obesseus Lord Of The Buffet is a humorous adventure novel. In this world, food comes to life and forms two factions: one that promotes a healthy diet and one that believes in eating without any restrictions.

The story is centered around Obesseus, who is an unconventional hero who fights with his enormous appetite and love for junk food. The main antagonist is vegetable overlord Espearagas, who declares war on all flavors and tries to inflict dietary balance upon all of Buffetland, Being the hero of Buffetland, Obesseus and the allies he gains from his various adventures must rise to defend the freedom to enjoy delicious food.

Obessues Lord Of The Buffet explores friendship, self-acceptance, standing up against oppression, and celebrating individuality, even when the world tries to put you in a category. This book falls into the comedy-adventure genre because it is filled with fantasy, action, and satire, making it ideal for young tween readers who love absurd humor (and puns), fast-paced battles, and stories where the underdog hero is relatable, funny, and witty.
Opinion:
Obesseus: Lord of the Buffet reads like a comic book come to life in words. The world building involved makes Buffetland feel like a real place where food comes to life. The book's tone is consistently hilarious and playful and there is a lighthearted energy that never seems to take itself too seriously, even during the most dramatic battles. The main characters are diverse, distinct, and believable within this wacky world. The main character, Obesseus, is endearing because of his simple speech and pure heart, while supporting characters like Conflicted Tomato (my personal favorite; he's a tomato who is conflicted by his fruit versus vegetable identity) and Bandana Banana (the cool, heroic fruit warrior) add emotional depth and humor. Even the villains, like the health-obsessed Captain Keto and Espearagas, have personalities that make them memorable and entertaining rather than just one-dimensional antagonists.

The book is full of clever puns and imaginative, relatable humor that reminded me of books by Dav Pilkey, such as Dog Man or Captain Underpants. There is a unique writing style with short, punchy sentences and exaggerated descriptions that make it incredibly digestible and placed appropriately for younger readers. The vocabulary within the book was perfectly age-appropriate, simple, and engaging, and the constant action meant that I never found myself bored. Where the book really shines is in its creativity and humor. There are a lot of chapters in this book, and each one introduces new, ridiculous food characters and battle scenarios that manage to feel fresh and surprising. The battles between Obesseus and the different villains are never repetitive; the author constantly seems to find new ways to make food fight scenes exciting and funny. Among the comedic adventure books that I have read, this one was most exceptional because of an intense commitment to pure absurdity and an unexpectedly heartwarming message about acceptance.

Overall, I felt that my reaction was very positive; for a teen well above this book's target reader age, it was humorous and at times touching - for instance, the sacrifice of the banana or the tomato's identity crisis. Quite honestly, the only thing the author could have done to enhance this story more would be to fully flesh out some of the supporting characters. I would definitely recommend this book, particularly to readers in the 8 to 12 age range who enjoy silly humor, a creative fantasy world, and action.