Obesseus Lord Of The Buffet (The Slam-Fu Series Book 1)
About
When the evil vegetable overlord Espearagas declares war on flavor, banning sides, sauces, and second helpings, only one unlikely hero dares to rise…
Obesseus—a slam-powered snack warrior armed with nothing but rice balls, a glowing belly, and an appetite for justice.
Joined by Sailor Soda, the elite Muffin Ninjas, and the emotionally unstable Conflicted Tomato, Obessus must battle salad syndicates, corrupted food factions, and the forbidden power of the Spork Eternal—all while uncovering his true identity as the legendary Lord of the Buffet.
From underground pudding battles to intergalactic portion patrols, this wildly unhinged, food-fueled adventure blends epic battles with explosive belly flops, snack-powered showdowns, and one dangerously emotional zucchini named Zach.
The buffet has declared war.
And Obessus is bringing lunch.