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Obesseus Operation Gravy Blockade (The Slam-Fu Series Book 4)

“Welcome to Snackland Press, the newest and greatest idea to hit the town. A place where headlines are made, orders are organized, and everything finally makes sense. But don’t get too comfortable, because just as the doors open, everything goes wrong. Over time, signs multiply, spreadsheets take over, and voicemails lead nowhere. And in the...

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Obesseus Feasts Of Legends (The Slam-Fu Series)

Across the wild, food-filled world of Snackland, one hungry hero stands between balance and buffet-level chaos. When the fruit-powered Juice Regime, led by Monica Mango, vows to “detoxify” the land, the gluttonous yet good-hearted Obesseus the Mighty Muncher must master the mysterious art of Slam-Fu to save his home. With allies like Conflicted...

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Obesseus World War Food (The Slam-Fu Series Book 2)

Book #3 from the series: Slam-Fu

The endless feast has been interrupted—and Obesseus is furious.

Julian Jellybean is back, brainwashing vegetables and launching a full-scale food fight across Snackland. As shrimp armies rise, salad squads invade, and muffin ninjas plot in the shadows, only one slam-powered hero stands in their way.

With rice in his pockets and justice in his...

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Praise

Obesseus The Mighty Muncher was praised for its hilarious creativity, vibrant world-building, and unforgettable food-fueled hero who turns every meal into an adventure.

– Literary Titan

Obesseus: Lord of the Buffet delivers a hilarious and imaginative adventure that blends satire, action, and heart in D.T. Tucker’s unique food-filled world. The reviewer praised its originality, humor, and kid-friendly appeal, calling it a must-read for young readers and families alike.

– Reader’s Favorite

“In Obesseus World War Food by D.T. Tucker… Obesseus is pulled into an escalating food war… D.T. Tucker’s Slam-Fu series takes a leap forward… delivering a riot of imagination and action … The inventive food-based characters … are written with such panache that it’s impossible not to laugh.”

– Reader’s Favorite

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Snackland Press had barely finished alphabetizing its third stack of “URGENT BUT UNCLEAR” memos when Allen Apple struck.

Clipboard in hand. Tie too tight. Eyes glowing with the...

Award Update: Obesseus Feasts of Legends Earns 5-Star Silver Seal from

I’m excited to share that Obesseus: Feasts of Legends has been awarded the 5-Star Silver Seal from Readers’ Favorite.

The book received three independent 5-star editorial...

The mall was peaceful.

Too peaceful.

Obesseus entered the food court and stopped dead in his tracks.

“…Why so many restaurants… in one room.”

His knees buckled.

He grabbed the...

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There are many rules in Snackland.

Some are written.

Some are whispered.

And some… are carved into the very fabric of existence itself.

Rule #1: You do NOT touch Obesseus’s gravy.

Jeff Jelly either didn’t know…

…or didn’t care.

Standing at the edge of the buffet, he adjusted his tie, eyes twitching with overtime-fueled intensity. His laptop glowed ominously, tracking bite counts, sauce usage, and what he labeled as “Excessive Flavor Violations.”

“And there it is,” Jeff whispered, locking onto his...



Allen Apple checked his clipboard like it was the sacred scroll of Snackland productivity.

“According to my calculations,” he muttered, adjusting his tie that was somehow both too tight and too loose at the same time, “everyone here is currently underperforming by… fun.”

He looked up.

And immediately regretted existing.

Because across the room—no, across the kingdom of chrome trays and steam—stood Obesseus.

In full.

Buffet.

Mode.

We’re talking triple-stack plate architecture. We’re talking gravy...

Obesseus vs. Probability & Linear Algebra

Snackland Press did not approve this meeting.

Professor Math called it “necessary.”

Josh JollyRancher called it “inevitable.”

Obesseus called it “suspicious.”

Two chalkboards were set up.

On the left: Probability.
On the right: Linear Algebra.

In the middle: Obesseus… eating.

“Today,” Professor Math began, “we combine both disciplines.”

Josh JollyRancher stepped forward.

“Grant the Grapefruit will help us.”

From outside the room:

“I’m on my way!”

Everyone...

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