Privacy Policy

This website is operated by D.T. Tucker. We value your privacy ,almost as much as Obesseus values a bottomless buffet.

We may use cookies to improve your browsing experience. While these aren’t the edible kind (sorry, Obesseus), they help us understand how visitors use the site and allow features like embedded videos or links to Amazon.

No personal information is collected unless you willingly share it (like signing up for a newsletter or sending a message). If you do, it will be kept private .Obesseus swore on a breadstick not to sell or share your data.

By using this site, you agree to this policy. If you’re still unsure, just know: Obesseus only eats cookies, not data.