Obesseus had a new job! “Delivery hero!” he shouted, flexing his gravy-stained arms. “Snackland hungry! Obesseus save the day!”

He loaded up the cart with burgers, noodles, pies, and an entire lasagna the size of a mattress. The boss pointed at him. “Do NOT eat the orders.”

Obesseus saluted with a biscuit in his mouth. “Obesseus promise! No eat!”

He made it to House #1. Knock, knock.

The smell hit him like a hug. “Mmm… garlic bread love Obesseus…”

One sniff turned into one bite… then the bread disappeared faster than a diet plan at midnight.

He stared at the empty box. “Oh no! Obesseus save customer from calories!”

At House #2, he tried harder. He even sang a focus song:

Deliver, deliver, not eat food…

Maybe sniff once… maybe chew…”

By the end of the verse, he’d swallowed the entire pizza.

By the third stop, Obesseus just handed over an empty container and patted his stomach. “Obesseus test for poison! All safe!”

The boss called later, furious. “You ate every order!”

Obesseus beamed. “Yes! Obesseus hero! Nobody hungry but Obesseus!”

He was fired instantly. But did that stop him?

Nope. He kept delivering nothing but empty boxes all over Snackland—laughing, dancing, and occasionally burping confetti.

“Obesseus best delivery man,” he told himself proudly, rubbing his belly.

Then he blinked. “Wait… who deliver to Obesseus?”

Silence. Then his eyes widened. “NOOO!”

He grabbed his cart, sprinting off toward the nearest buffet, yelling—

“Obesseus deliver… to Obesseus!”