Snackland was supposed to be celebrating Christmas.

Instead, it was being scheduled.

Professor Math stood at the front of the town square with a chalkboard.

Josh JollyRancher stood beside him, holding a clipboard and a cup of lemon water.

“This year,” Professor Math announced, “Christmas will be… educational.”

Obesseus gasped.

“CHRISTMAS NOT SUPPOSED TO COUNT.”

Josh adjusted his glasses. “Incorrect. We’ve redesigned it.”

And so began the 12 Days of Christmas — Snackland Style.